The Waters Cooler: Drink wine and avoid talking to morons

UBS’ narrative alpha ML tool; SS&C fighting a ‘Frankenstein’ perception; why Citadel (and others) aren’t IPO’ing; and even more tape providers emerging. Lots to get to.

Pssst, meet me at the Waters Cooler. … I do love a good gossip. These weekly roundups are, by design, intended to include a certain amount of snark. Call it our somewhat cynical critique of news that we think deserves a second look. 

There, now here.

Now, as a prim and proper English gentleman, while I love gossip, I abhor snark. But almost 20 years in New York have changed me to the extent that while my delivery may still be Hugh Grant-ish, the content has become

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